Raptor seeks prey
Hey
what’s up ladies you can call me V this is my first time on this online dating
thing so be gentle with me LOL just kidding bring it I’m not scared of anything
well except asteroids don’t know why those things just freak me out LOL well I
guess I should tell you some stuff about myself I’ve got a muscular build and
old fashioned values by old fashioned I mean Cretaceous Period but don’t get me
wrong I’m a fun-loving guy I love hunting and spending time outdoors especially
at night and I’m looking for a girl who can keep up with me someone who can
handle my lifestyle I like girls with some meat on their bones and I don’t care
if you don’t like to cook ‘cause I’m on the primal diet I mean for real not
like your loser ex oh and on that topic don’t bring drama into the relationship
‘cause I don’t have time for that and I’ll disembowel the dude and then slash
all his tires with my sickle claw for good measure ‘cause that’s how I roll so
if you crave a little danger in your life send me a message just remember I
like my women like I like my meat RAW and QUIVERING LOL just kidding well maybe
not you’ll have to find out oh and any of you planning to message me bitching
about my grammar well for your information I’m from Mongolia and this is my second
language my first language is
REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR and if you
give me a chance I’ll make you bilingual too.
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